Home Sweet Home: A follow up response

I received a myriad of questions in regards to my new apartment. My response is as follows:

1) Yes, I have a bathroom. (See attached photo)










2) Yes, I do have a plan for evenings when I may arrive home late. My theory that if I can make it up the five flights of stairs (there is no lift/elevator in my building) from the underground parking garage to my flat, then I think I can make it up the spiral staircase.
Plan A: Walk slowly and carefully
Plan B: sleep on couch.
Plan C: sleep in car.

3) No, I have not yet fallen down the stairs or over the balcony. But, yes, at some point I probably will. To further follow up on that note: yes, I have medical insurance.